Taking a page from the book of KStew, Rob Pattinson slams his fans in a new interview with the German edition of Interview, and not only that, but the Dior Homme spokesmodel says he doesn't even wear cologne!

According to a translation on the Huffington Post, Rob tells the mag,

    “The real odd thing about this Twilight target group is that they aren’t really teenagers. Most of them are older. Twilight has its own parallel world, its own fan culture that has been forming on the net since day one. And in an intense way that has never existed before. Sometimes I ask myself what these masses of people do the whole day. They sit in front of their computers and comment on anything having even remotely to do with Twilight.”

When asked what his pals think about the nickname RPatz, Rob replied, "Fortunately they ignore it. Just like Twilight. But regarding RPatz: I’d like to strangle the guy who came up with it!" So who's responsible for the catchy moniker? "Some fat celebrity blogger … let’s just leave it at that."

So what about the nude scenes he's done over the years?

    "[B]y now, it’s okay, at least if I feel like I worked out enough," he says. "But even then it’s more difficult for me than others on set. Just imagine meeting Juliette Binoche for the first time and ten minutes later you’re supposed to shot a sex scene with her. That’s brutal. With the Dali production in Spain it was really bad, almost embarrassing: we hung out at a swimming pool and were supposed to loosen up a little. I clang to the edge of the pool and before I was even able to turn around the Spanish guy was already naked. He happily swam over to me and I had no idea what to do. I felt like Mr. Bean. However, that was the first sex scene I had ever done. And it was with a man."

How awkward! And speaking of that, Rob also gripes about the pitfalls of fame and how creeped out he gets by fans who think they have some sort of a special relationship with him. Rob says, "The internet changed a lot. If you Google something long enough you will soon know everything there is to know about me: what I eat, what my poop looks like, with whom I’m sleeping, what my d*ck looks like, even what I look like when I masturbate…"

Whoa! Either the translation is slightly off or this is a sassy side of the British hunk that we've never seen before!