Why does this not surprise us?!

Courtney Stodden made an appearance on Bethenny, which is set to air Friday, and the teen bride talked all about her porn offers and how she won't write a tell-all because she literally can't!

"I don't have a book coming out, that's a rumor. I don't read or write," she told the talk show host.

When Ms. Frankel asked the blonde bombshell about a future in porn, she was adamant that's not the career path despite lucrative offers rolling in.

"No that's the not direction I'm taking. Trust me, the second I turned 18 the entire porn industry turned upside down, Vivid, all of them. I turned down a $5 millin porn offer about three months ago," she confessed.

Something tells us she might change her mind!