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Gwyneth Paltrow is pulling a diva move?! Quelle surprise! That's like finding out I-Didn't-Know-Poor-People-Existed Paltrow showed up to a charity event in a golden sleigh pulled by doves and white Bengal tigers -- it's just a matter of time between each overly entitled antic.

In the wake of Vanity Fair's impending "epic takedown" of Mrs. Chris Martin, Gwynnie is apparently using her clout to try to force her fellow A-list friends to boycott Vanity Fair's glamorous Oscar bash next year. Friendship is one thing -- but this is the Vanity Fair Oscar party! Maybe if it was Elton's party, but the VF soiree is the event of the season! Gwyneth's diva demand is going to be a tough sell for the Hollywood elite! We'd sell our first born to get into that swanky soiree -- granted none of our writers have any children, but we'd definitely give away yours to get a golden ticket.

The mother-of-two is allegedly urging her famous friends to boycott the bash as a result of the magazine's upcoming story which reportedly paints the 41-year-old in a negative light and exposes an affair between the Oscar winner and Elle Macpherson's billionaire husband Jeff Soffer.

A source said that, "Gwyneth feels her relationship with the magazine has been destroyed and shes urging pals not just to avoid doing business with the magazine, but to skip the mags Oscar party as well," reported RadarOnline. The source added that while Lady Goop is trying to get her friends to skip the party, the lank blonde's ultimate intention is to shut the party down completely.

Uhh yeah -- over Editor-in-Chief Graydon Carter's dead body.

We wonder if any of her A-list pals with comply with her scorched-earth request -- but what we really wonder is -- when is this Paltrow takedown finally coming out?! We want to read it! We haven't had this much Schadenfreude over a celeb scandal since the always sour Kristen Stewart penned that overwrought public apology to Rob Pattinson when she got caught getting down and dirty in a Mini Copper with her married director! Is it wrong to get joy from a celebrity's pain? We don't know! We are having way too much fun to care!

Check out pics of the Iron Man 3 star, who was stepped out amid the controversy earlier today wearing her wedding ring to the Printemps Christmas Decorations Inauguration in Paris.