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Or, if she doesn't have one, she should REALLY look into hiring someone...

We know it's not polite to make fun of someone's outfit, but if you're a model and you're making an appearance on Letterman, why on earth would you wear either of these awful menswear-inspired ensembles?!

Then again, she's a bikini model, so maybe she never learned to appreciate clothes? Seeing as she's gorgeous and she looks great in a swimsuit, we're willing to cut her a break but geeeez!