Well there you have it folks -- Brody Jenner will not be at Kimye's wedding this weekend!

Yesterday rumors swirled that Kim Kardashian's step brother wouldn't be there to watch Kim's third walk down the aisle. Today, the former Hills star has all but confirmed that he will be missing the nuptials this weekend, by announcing via Twitter that he will instead be DJing in Chicago.

Oh well -- more cake for the rest of 'em!

Along with a promo pic announcing the night, Brody tweeted on Thursday afternoon, "Can't wait to be starting off Memorial Day weekend DJ'ing in Chicago this Friday @HOMEbarChicago. #HOMEbar."

DJing?! That's pretty much the douchiest thing he could have done instead.

What's with all the drama? The hunky 30-year-old is believed to be ditching the wedding of the century because his girlfriend of seven months, Kaitlynn Carter, was not invited, reported Us Weekly. Ouch!

According to the mag, not all guests were given plus-ones for the over-the-top affair. Guess Kimye couldn't spring for an extra chicken breast ...

Brody's music gig in the Windy City means that the feuding bro and sis couldn't come to a cease fire over his date. Aww poor rich and famous reality stars!