Posted on Mon May 5th, 2014 1:00pm PDT By X17 Staff
Just in case you forgot how terrible Madonna is: this happened. Hey, Internet powers that be, can we just block Madge from Instagram for forever? No one needs to see this.
Right before the famed 2014 Met Gala on Monday afternoon, the "Like a Prayer" songstress posted a photo on her Instagram account of a woman's torso (presumably her own) wrapped in bandages with a banner that reads "CENSORED" across her nipples. Okay we get it, Madge, you're just sooooo edgy!
The Material Lady captioned the pic: "What i wanted to wear to Met Ball but Anna said Not this year! So I'm gonna work on music instead? #artforfreedom."
OH MY GOSH MADONNA YOU ARE SO ARTISTIC! YOU'VE GOT ART PUMPING THROUGH YOUR SINEWY VEINS! HOW DID YOU THINK OF SUCH A GROUND-BREAKING IDEA?! BECAUSE WE'VE DEFINITELY NEVER SEEN YOUR BOOBS BEFORE!
Umm can you tell we think this whole "censored" boob thing is pretty lame? 'Cause it is.
And it looks like Vogue's dragon lady wasn't feeling this "look" either. We love that Wintour put her foot down on this ridiculous excuse for an "outfit." Daring is one thing -- but this shiz is just dumb. Athletic tape plus fun bags does not an outfit make!
While we think it's possible Wintour said no to the 55-year-old's delightful frock because tape around one's body isn't fashion -- maybe she's just sick of seeing Madonna's tits. Just like the rest of us.
At this rate when she turns 70, Madonna's just going to be walking the Met red carpet in nothing but a merkin and wearing a see-through cone bra, tatas everywhere as she references her former glory days, well past her prime. Ya know -- 'cause it's artsy.
We aren't sure what's worse: Madonna's intended outfit or the Met Gala's vague, "White Tie and Decoration" theme? We vote for both.
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