James Franco is once again denying he had relations with Lindsay Lohan -- this time in an artistic way.

After appearing on Lilo's infamous "sex list," Franco refuted the sexploits on Howard Stern in April. The Renaissance man penned a short story for Vice in which the characters seem to shadow his relationship to the Mean Girls actress, even going so far to the name the Hollywood starlet in the story "Lindsay."

His story, titled "Bungalow 89," tells the story of a Hollywood actor, staying at the famed Chateau Marmont for an extended time while his house is being renovated and who encounters fallen actress Lindsay. This "Lindsay" seems to share more than a few similarities to the 27-year-old Canyons star.

In the short story, Franco writes, "She was a Hollywood girl, but a damaged one. Let's call this girl Lindsay." He added, "Now we were lying in bed. I wasn't going to f*** her. She had her head on my shoulder. She started to talk. I let her."

The Spring Breakers star also wrote: "She was a talented child actress, and now she's famous because she gets into trouble." He adds, "Her career suffered, and she started getting arrested (stealing, DUIs, car accidents, other things)."

If this isn't an artistic representation of the troubled star -- we don't know what is!

When Franco appeared on Stern's talk show, he called Lindsay's list "a lie" and even said, "I will swear on my mothers life that I never had sex with her."

The 127 Hours actor did confess that the pair "kissed" around 2004 in New York, when he was filming Spider-Man 2. At the time of the smooch, Lilo would have been 17, while Franco was 26.

We think James Franco is pretty weird dude, who's admitted to doing a lot of weird things, if he had slept with the spiraling down starlet -- we think he would have just admitted it.