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Get your whips out, it's finally here! What is? A horsey? No! Something far more amazing -- the first official photo of Jamie Dornan as Christian Grey! You're welcome cat ladies and single women of the world. We are glad we could help with your dark fantasies this fine Wednesday.

Feast your peepers on the first image from the S&M-tastic film, Fifty Shades of Grey. In the pic, the actor gives a smoldering look from the seat of his car. We wouldn't mind going on a ride with him -- but Christian try not to be too rough, some of us bruise easily!

The film, based on EL James' wildly popular erotic novel, follows Christian Grey, a handsome and wealthy businessman, who delves into a passionate world of pleasure and pain with college student Anastasia Steele, played by Dakota Johnson.

We are a little perplexed at why the studio would release this (pretty boring) pic (we want to see his body or at least ball gag!) as the first photo from the much anticipated film -- but we will take what we can get!