Zoe Saldana has the rare ability to be cute as a button AND sexy at the same time -- we are equally jealous of this quality and in awe. BUT, she doesn't like us admiring the baby bump she doesn't admit she has ...

After UK's Guardian paper recently reported she and hubby Marco Perego are expecting twins, the actress took to Twitter to say ... well, to say F all y'all: "I would like to thank all the fking media for invading our privacy."

Hmmm ... okay. So, our headline here could be: "Zoe Saldana Leaves Her New York Hotel With A Slightly Larger Middle Region But We Don't Know What That Bump Under Her Dress Is." OR how about ... "Zoe Saldana Looks Cute In Leopard Print." What's your vote?