Chrissy Teigen is featured in the new issue of Esquire, and the 28-year-old model looks smokin' hot, but we have to say, it's really her ridiculous interviews (and tweets) that always keep us coming back for more!

On her butt:
    "I didn't know butts were a thing until I was twenty-three. Then came Jennifer Lopez and people were like, 'That butt is great.' Now you have to have a butt. It sucks for me ... I have a little half-Asian butt, and the more I work out, the more I try to get it bigger, it's just going to get flatter and harder."

On hating diets:
    "I looked at a Wheat Thin one day and got teary-eyed. You know those cartoons where the head of somebody becomes a turkey? That Wheat Thin looked like a f*cking turkey. My mouth was watering."