Gwyneth Paltrow appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live on Wednesday night, and she didn't talk about her split from Coldplay singer Chris Martin, but she did open up about her kids and how she's a totally normal mom. Uh huh.

When asked about Moses and Apple's first day back at school, she told Kimmel, "It was great! They seemed really happy. They got off the bus and they were smiling. They have backpacks! This is their first year on the bus. They take the bus and then I pick them up at the bus stop. It's pretty cute. They feel very independent."

And speaking of school, Gwynnie kinda slams her former alma mater, Crossroads in Santa Monica! Gwynnie said she didn't really learn anything thanks to the school's super lax rules, noting that at the time she attended, fifth graders listened to Marvin Gaye's "Sexual Healing" and weren't exactly focused on math and reading.

Even though the Oscar winner tries to do damage control by pointing out that Crossroads is now considered a top notch school, that probably wasn't the best thing to say! And as if that wasn't Goopy enough, Gwynnie didn't sign a single autograph on the way in to the show ... boo!

But Gwyn talking about turning down a role in the Vanilla Ice movie? That kinda warmed us back up: