Look England -- if you want Lilo -- you can have her!

Lindsay Lohan has crossed the pond to star in the West End production of David Mamet's Speed-the-Plow -- and we are kind of hoping she never comes back again. Appearing on the cover of Time Out London wearing a Union Jack-et, the 28-year-old couldn't help but show some serious cleavage. At least the Brits know what Lindz is good for -- showing off those big naturals!

The Mean Girls star has also announced that she plans to build her home in London. We, here in the States, wouldn't mind trading Lindsay for RPatz ...

The publication reads, "Lindsay Lohan. On stage. In London. Everyone ready?" We think the answer is a resounding -- no.

In an interview with The Telegraph, Lindsay admitted she was initially overwhelmed by taking on the substantially sized role of Karen,

:You know, when you think about it, I was doing other things before this, and I was traveling, and I come back and I’m looking at this thing and I’m like: "Oh f***." The whole of Act Two, I just speak throughout the whole thing."

Well let's hope she stopped partying for a few hours to learn her lines!

As for her time in Londontown, the redhead said at the GQ Men Of The Year Awards, "Being here in London is all about me this time." Yeah Lindsay -- just like all those other times when everything was about everyone else?!

Speed-The-Plow opens at London's Playhouse Theatre on September 24.