Shia LaBeouf sat down for an interview with Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, and after opening up about his infamous arrest on The Ellen DeGeneres Show last week, the 28-year-old actor dished even more details about the incident to Jimmy. And now that we know the star is in a better place now, his twist on it is pretty funny!

As you may remember, LaBeouf was arrested and charged with criminal trespass and disorderly conduct for causing a ruckus at a Broadway performance of Cabaret in June. He was quite inebriated, and after being confronted by cops, he even spit in one officer's face. Shia's version of how it all went down?

He explained:
    "I'm walking towards the [theater] and now the drunk is really kicking in. I’m really good and drunk at this point. I get into the theater and it’s set up like an old club … They have tables and there’s all these women in burlesque and I’m like, ‘Oh, this really is some kind of party or something.'

    Now I’m drinking these drinks and the show starts and out comes Alan Tuding… Alan Cumming. It could have been Allen Iverson at this point,” Shia joked. “He’s smoking a cigarette and so I go, ‘Oh, it’s that kind of party. Perfect. I want to have a cigarette too.’ So I pull this cigarette out and I’m smoking a cigarette and these women want nothing to do with me. Nobody wants nothing to do with me, but I don’t care. I’m just seeing Allen Iverson in leather pants and saying this is the craziest show I’ve ever seen."

Oh, and it gets better!

Shia claims Alan winked at him during the show, at which point he walked by and gave him a slap on the behind “because I think he deserves it. He’s seducing me. He’s the sexiest man I’ve ever seen … I slapped and grabbed him. I grabbed his whole cheek because I wanted the party right here in my pants. He finds a way to wiggle out of my Hercules grip and I’m a little disappointed about it so I think it’s about time to have another cigarette.”

And theeeeen?
    “I see six cops having their own party and anyways, they end up taking me to the station. I get to the station and I quickly realize, I’m not supposed to be here. I’m not made for this set up. So I’m like, ‘You gotta do something. You gotta do something, man. You’re gonna die in here.’ So I turn into Tupac and now I’m ripping my shirt off and doing push-ups like, ‘Don’t mess with me dawg.’ And the guy’s like, ‘What are you in here for?’ And I’m like, ‘Cabaret.' So then they finger print me, do the whole business, and I’m like, ‘I gotta get out of this little cell with these six dudes. I’m tripping.’ So I figured I’m gonna spit on this cop’s shoe, that’s my way out. So I spit on his shoe and I’m looking at him, and it was. He put a mask on me, a Hannibal mask and a lead jacket and ushered me to my private little dwelling where I sat for 25 hours and then they gave me a McDonald’s egg sandwich."

Sounds like quite a night! Watch the full interview above!