Bruce Jenner stepped out for his daily coffee in Malibu on Saturday, and the ponytailed reality TV dad has us SO confused.

Not only is he still wearing his wedding ring, but it seems like he gets manicures more often than all of his daughters! Bruce didn't paint his nails pink this time, but the former Olympian did show off a healthy application of clear nail polish on his perfectly buffed mitts.

We get it if Bruce wants to play around with his style, and we actually have to applaud him for finally finding the right hair product to smooth his frizzy locks. But if ex-wife Kris Jenner is taking her much-younger boyfriend Corey Gamble to Vegas on a private jet, don't you think it's time Bruceypoo ditched his wedding band for something new?