It's a war of the nobodies!

Jonathan Cheban has rushed to bestie Kim Kardashian's defense after Naya Rivera had the nerve to diss the reality star's full frontal Paper magazine photoshoot. "I normally don't. But...you're someone's mother…" the Glee star wrote on the E! starlet's Instagram of her cover, and although Kimmy K took the high road and didn't respond, her publicist pal couldn't resist!

"Naya has always been a step BEHIND...And this time she has seriously fallen BEHIND like Daylight Savings Time. After a year-long tour of impersonating Kim, she decided to come out of her shell and make a real statement about Kim's Paper cover (which has to be one of the hottest, if not the hottest cover all year)," he wrote on his blog The Dishh. ""I'm personally disgusted that after badgering Kim all year and trying to hang out and do business together, she goes and tries to make a statement like this," he added.

Cheban doesn't see anything wrong with the brunette beauty showing some skin, even though she is a mom to daughter North. "Yes, Kim is a mother, BUT WHO CARES...have you ever heard of a MILF?! The world wants to see her all day like 1010 Wins. Paper is one of the artsiest magazines and has a legendary reputation for being creative and edgy. Who the f*ck is Naya to throw in her meaningless comments??" he continued.

He then went on to post side-by-side pics of Kim and Naya to make his point that the TV actress was copying the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star's every move. "We all know you want to be Kim, but you don't got it boo, and the only cover you will be gracing is the Single White Female 2 straight to DVD box set," he wrote at the end of his rant.

He sure has a lot to say about something that doesn't even involve him!