Gobble gobble gobble!

If Bruce Jenner was a superhero, he'd definitely be Banana Man, because we always seem to catch the reality TV star stuffing the potassium-packed fruit down his throat in record time. Sunday was no exception, and Bruceypoo even wore a yellow rain slicker when we snapped him mid-snack. We swear, he's doing this on purpose...

In other Kardashian-Jenner news, according to a new report in the National Enquirer, Bruce is apparently ready to pen a tell-all book that will "reveal the dark details of his miserable 23-year marriage." Now THAT is something we'd read!

"He’s ready to expose [Kris] for the monster she really is! He suffered years of humiliation, and now he wants to get even by telling his side of the story," a source tells the tabloid. "Bruce will leave no stone unturned," another insider added. "He will put a spotlight on Kris’ cheating, how she talked all the girls into having plastic surgery, let Kendall and Kylie run wild and — in the biggest shocker of all — finally reveal the identity of Khloe’s ‘real’ father!"

Woah! While we doubt this would ever happen, we can dream!