Somehow Miley Cyrus life took a break from documenting her life of pot, masturbation and public nudity on the Internet long enough to take her dog for a walk. Bravo, Miley! Color us impressed!

Perhaps the next thing on her to-do list for today should be reading Moby Dick from start to finish or fixing the nation's homeless problem?

But instead, the always classy Miley decided to post a vulgar pic of her hand down her shorts. After the dog walk, the 22-year-old posted the snap with the caption, "a masturbate a day keeps the haters away." Gross.

Miley's officially the worst.