Can't say we blame him!

There were rumors a while ago that Charlie Sheen might be making an appearance in the Two And A Half Men finale, but anyone who watched the show last night knows that Chuckles was nowhere to be seen.

But that wasn't because he wasn't offered a part! Executive producer Chuck Lorre went on a Sheen-esque rant in his end-of-show vanity card and wrote:
    "I know a lot of you might be disappointed that you didn't get to see Charlie Sheen in tonight's finale. For the record, he was offered a role. Our idea was to have him walk up to the front door in the last scene, ring the doorbell, then turn, look directly into the camera and go off on a maniacal rant about the dangers of drug abuse. He would then explain that these dangers only apply to average people. That he was far from average. He was a ninja warrior from Mars. He was invincible.

    And then we would drop a piano on him. We thought it was funny. He didn't. Instead, he wanted us to write a heart-warming scene that would set up his return to primetime TV in a new sitcom called "The Harpers" starring him and Jon Cryer. We thought that was funny too."

However, Lorre ended up doing a cameo in which a piano fell on HIS head, so we're guessing Charlie had a good laugh about that...