The first teaser for Justin Bieber's upcoming Comedy Central roast has hit the web, and after drooling over the pop star's beefy physique for the first few seconds, we started laughing when we realized someone off camera was hitting the Biebs with a handful of eggs. The network posted the video on Facebook and wrote, "Watch Justin Bieber learn how poor, defenseless houses feel. The ‪#‎BieberRoast‬ premieres March 30." We'll DEFINITELY be watching!

But one person who won't be tuning in is Selena Gomez, who has been romantically linked to DJ Zedd over the last few weeks. “Selena wants to avoid Justin’s roast all together," a source tells HollywoodLife. "She’s been asked to participate but feels like it would be disrespectful towards Zedd. Zedd told her she can do whatever she wants, but Selena feels like he’s just being polite." The insider added, "Justin wants a few friends to be a part of his night so he doesn’t get totally annihilated."

In addition to Kevin Hart serving as the Roast Master, Jeff Ross and Hannibal Buress will also be leading the pack of comedians who will be digging in to the Canadian crooner. "I’m going to smash Bieber," Kevin told Ryan Seacrest on Tuesday morning. "It’s going to be a tough day for Biebs. The good news is that he knows I love him. The good news is that he knows I’m a real friend, so it’s no-holds-barred. I get to let loose. It’s going to be dope." We can't wait!