Put a sock in it Yeezus!

Kanye West did his best to try and explain his recent Grammys rant against Beck during an interview with Ryan Seacrest this morning, but all he accomplished was making himself sound more absurd. Specifically, like how his inner thoughts guided his ridiculous behavior on music's biggest night.

"You know, I felt like just the whole Grammys, right when that happened, everybody was looking at me, and then people started screaming, 'Kanye! Kanye! Go do it!' Okay, that didn't really happen, these were voices in my head. So the voices in my head told me to go up, and then I just walked up, like, halfway up the stage," he confessed.

The rapper also insisted that he wasn't trying to detract from Beck's big moment. "You know, what I really wanted to do is just joke around with what had happened before [with Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMAs], but I just really didn't want to take away from Beck's moment or the time he's having to talk, because, you know, the Grammys, they play music really quick no matter who you are and everything. So I didn't want anything to take away from his screen time. So I just walked back down because, you know, it was kind of a joke, like the Grammys themselves," he revealed.

While he has been criticized for being disrespectful, KW still stands by the fact that he had some valid points. "The weird thing is — and I don't feel like I have the right to take away from people's moments, but the reality of it is — it's almost like a chiropractor. You know, you just get a little crook out, like, 'Wow, this crook has been there!' It's just a little jolt of truth, right? And then, you know, everyone feels better after the fact, or everyone sells way more albums after the fact, and then Kanye just goes on being an a**hole to everyone," he stated.

The Louis Vuitton also claims that being asked for his opinion provoked his outburst!

"Well, you know what happened? It's because I sat there and I kind of let that [smolder] and I was asked my opinion and I was given a platform. And when given a platform, it's very hard, as we know -- and I'm going to talk in third person like I'm a crazy person — but it's very hard for Kanye West to not be very true and vocal to what he feels," he professed.

An unlikely supporter of his antics? T-Swizzle! In fact, the pop star is going to collaborate with Mr. West on some new tunes. She wants to get in the studio, and we're definitely going to go in," he told Seacrest. "Any artist with an amazing point of view, perspective, fan base — I'm down to get in the studio and work. I don't discriminate. I don't have an elitism of music because of how many Grammys or, you know, the amount of ratings you get on an album."

Barf!