After getting a peek at Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson's semi-pornographic Instagram posts on Valentine's Day, it became clear that their sex life is sizzling, but it's also nice to see them getting all dolled up and going on a romantic date! Jessica's body looked amazing in the Fifty Shades of Grey-themed snapshots, but the ass grabbing and spread legs were a little too much for us. I mean, this isn't Kimye we're talking about here!

On Friday afternoon the couple went to lunch in New York City, and after Jess had a meeting and and outfit change, they headed to dinner. Jess has been busting her booty to shed the last of her pregnancy weight, and she's definitely reached her goal -- and then some! Her thigh boots and eye makeup are giving us some major Pamela Anderson vibes, and we honestly can't remember the last time we saw the mother of two looking this sexy. Good for her!