Say it ain't so, Duckie?! Sitcom star and '80s movie icon Jon Cryer just admitted to hiring a hooker -- and guess who helped him with the dirty deed? None other than lady-of-the-night lover Charlie Sheen!

The Two and a Half Men star has written a racy memoir, So That Happened, in which he opens up about paying for sex in 2004 after splitting from his wife, Sarah Trigger, whom he was with for five years, reports The Hollywood Reporter.

“I was in a bad state right after my divorce, and I certainly didn't feel dateable,” Cryer writes. “I was an emotional basket case… I decided I might as well pay someone for company and certain intimate pleasures so that I could at least get my equilibrium back with the opposite sex. Charlie suggested a few online purveyors he used, as this was when prostitution was gaining a foothold on the Internet.”

While we think it's super sketch that Cryer paid for sex, at least he sought the help of a man who is certainly an expert when it comes to pay-to-play relationships. Charlie's basically a call-girl connoisseur!

The Pretty in Pink actor continued with his story, “It was really a very friendly experience, maybe because the act of having sex is quite the conversational icebreaker,” he continued. “The next time, I went to her place, which probably wasn't really her place. We sat down, tried to make small talk and halfheartedly stumbled into a conversation about recent fluctuations in the stock market. Somehow I ended up spending 25 minutes of my hour helping her with financial planning.”

Sounds like she got something out of the deal too!

So That Happened will be available on April 7.Â