With a little help from her hubby Ashton Kutcher, Mila Kunis is shooting down reports that she stole a pet chicken from her alleged childhood BFF Kristina Karo. We love that they're not taking this one lying down!

The clip was posted on the live-streaming video app Meerkat (Kutcher is an investor in the company), and the superstar couple chat about how it all went down. Kutcher asks Kunis, “Let’s just get this clear, you stole a chicken from a 1-month-old child who spoke to you?” Kutcher asks why none of the media outlets fact-checked the story, adding, “Not only was she 1-month-old in Ukraine, but was speaking in English in Ukraine. This is the smartest girl I’ve ever heard of!”

Mila added, "It had nothing to do with her music video, that’s just accidental." Karo’s video for "Give Me Green Card" hit the web this week, and Ashton chimed in, "The girl has a music video coming out the same time that she’s suing you for $5,000 for the stolen chicken in the Ukraine."

"I was devastated. I was weeping. I was dumbfounded," Mila continued. "I was like, 'Which chicken did I steal?' I apologize to this woman, who was maybe or not a month old.”

Mila noted that she hasn't been served, but that she did watch Karo's music video. Her thoughts on that? "I would like to launch a counter $5,000 lawsuit for making me sit there and watch your music video shamelessly. My body hurts. My eyes hurt, they’re burning. That requires money."

Ha!!! Watch the whole thing above...