Seeing as Farrah Abraham is a teen mom turned anal porn queen and Courtney Stodden is a former teenage bride, we think we're allowed to give both of them a hard time! And the amount of silicone pictured above is kinda blowing our minds...

The young and plastic starlets attended the Star Magazine party at The Argyle in Los Angeles on Wednesday evening, and even though we don't have a whole lotta respect for them, we were surprised to see how demurely they dressed at the bash.

While Courtney and hubby Doug Hutchison kept it boring and posed for photos on the red carpet, Farrah recently revealed that she wants to become a doctor. Yes, really. Farrah announced that she will be shadowing Miami plastic surgeon Dr. Sergio Alvarez this summer, and she told Gossip Cop, “From seeing the best and the worst in the industry and experiencing it as well, it has me wanting to pursue and achieve the best in education to help men and women from trauma scenarios to reconstructive and aesthetic surgeries ... I hope to inspire and help others fulfill their best selves as I do my best to become the top doctor in the nation in my future.”

I mean, her face looks presentable now, but her botched lip job earlier this year was pretty gruesome!