Are we really supposed to believe that she's not as full of herself as it seems?!

Kim Kardashian stripped down and covered her lady bits in white paint for a nude desert photoshoot on the latest episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, and the reality star tried to evoke some sympathy from viewers by claiming that she actually has a hard time getting naked in front of the camera because of her dry skin condition. Righhhht...

"I have psoriasis, there is nothing I can do about it so there is no reason why I should feel uncomfortable. So to make myself feel better I lay out all my insecurities before we start a shoot in the hope that no one will be focused on that. I just want to do fun and artsy things. I want to capture really cool moments and have some great shoots and be nude and do all this cool stuff," she explained.

Her patchy skin didn't stop her from making a sex tape!