We're not sure we're buying what he's selling!

Hank Baskett has opened up to People about the details surrounding his alleged cheating with transsexual model Eva London earlier this year, and we want to believe him, but we just don't.

"I messed up. I put myself in a bad situation. And everything through me brought pain upon this family," he told the mag. London claims to have engaged in mutual masturbation with the football star and passed a lie detector test, but the father-of-two maintains the encounter was more one sided.

The E! star's husband explains that he saw a couple smoking weed in a grocery store parking lot, and when he asked if they knew where he could buy some, they gave him a phone number and directed him to an address, whereby he stumbled upon a steamy hookup between two transsexual women. Riiiight...

"I saw something I thought I would never see in my life. I froze. I didn't engage in anything. It was like a bank robbery. You never know when you'll freeze. I don't know if it was a couple of seconds or 15 seconds, because all I was saying was get out, get out, get out," he confessed. That's not before he allowed London to fondle his genitals, though!

So why did he wait to be caught to come clean? "I was this big former football player. I was the alpha male. I could do anything to protect my family but I couldn't protect myself," he admitted.

So how does the former Girl Next Door rationalize it?

"Hank was very naïve and gullible. He thinks everybody is his friend. That led him to the hell that we've lived," she stated. "I don't say the word 'cheat.' I can say he was not loyal to me. I don't care about the act. I care about how he reacted to it and how I was told by the media what happened. That scarred me," she added.

Hank should stop talking about it, because this version of events just sounds like a bunch of elaborate excuses!