Kim Kardashian covers the new issue of Rolling Stone, and after you've spent a full minute eyeballing her boobies (seriously -- how are her nipples not popping out?!) there's all sorts of juicy quotes in her interview with the mag!

Kim opens up about the time she walked in on stepdad Caitlyn Jenner (who was then Bruce) wearing women's clothing and says, "I was shaking. I didn't know if I'd just found out his deepest, darkest secret, and he was going to come after me." Jenner called her thirty minutes later and said, "One day, I'll talk to you about this. Until then, don't tell a soul."

Before Kim and hubby Kany West got married, they had a serious discussion about it. "I wasn't sure if Bruce was going to be comfortable walking me down the aisle," she says. "He had just had his trachea shaved, so I knew something was going on. [Kanye] obviously moves to his own drum. He lives his life the way he wants, a really authentic life, and he was like, 'If you can't be authentic and you can't live your life, what do you have?'"

Speaking of family drama, Kim also opens up about her brother Rob, though she doesn't comment on their strained relationship. The two have recently had it out over Twitter, and earlier this year Rob compared his big sis to the murderous character in Gone Girl. Yikes! While Kim and Rob clearly have some issues to work out, here's what she had to say about his transition over the years:
    "It's not that mysterious, what's happening with Rob. He has gained weight. He feels uncomfortable being on the show, and that's OK. Do I think he smokes weed, drinks beer, hangs out and plays video games with his friends all day long? Yes."

We're guessing Rob will have something to say about that! We'll definitely be checking his Twitter feed...

Of course, the reporter asks about Kim's sex tape with Ray J (you know, her claim to fame?) and she says, "I don't really think about it. I thought about it for a long time. But when I get over something, I get over it." She claims she found out who leaked the tape, but she can't talk about it because of a confidentiality agreement.

Kim adds that she wants to be remembered as both a businesswoman and a sex symbol, and that she isn't just a character on a TV show. "I believe that I am so much smarter than I'm portrayed," she says.