He's spilling all the deets!

On Howard Stern's SiriusXM radio show, the funny man spilled all the secrets about Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux's secret star-studded wedding last Wednesday. And it sounds like a night to remember!

Stern told his co-host Robin Quivers a bevy of facts, including the fact that he was the only people who knew prior to the big day that it was a wedding, not a birthday party, as guests had been told. The shock jock said he was told because Justin asked him to make a speech at the reception.

Here's some of the other tidbits he said about the hush hush nuptials:

-- On his friendship with Justin Theroux:
    "Evidently I'm in demand. I'm very friendly with Justin. I like him very much. I like him, I really admire him. I even said in my speech to them that if one of my daughters brought home a guy like Justin, I'd be very pleased. Except for the s--tty tattoos. Cause he's got some f--king weird ones. And except for the fact that I gave him a journal to draw in and he draws pictures of dead zombie babies with blood dripping out their head on every almost page. I said, those two things might disturb me. But aside from that..."

-- On the decor:
    "They had these little tiny chairs. There was a table, and then you sit down and the chairs were like poufs, like little pillow poufs," he told Quivers. "I'm 6-foot-f--king-5! I'm a grown man!"


-- On cell phones being confiscated:
    "Why can't I have my cell phone? I don't want to take a picture of you two! I really don't. I want my cell phone so after I make this speech I can call my car and get the f--k outta here!. People were laughing at my misery."


-- On Terry Richardson being the only person allowed to have a phone:
    "The irony is, I've been on vacation with those two, and they take pictures every f--king minute! They're constantly shooting pictures. But if I take a picture, I'm committing a sin!" he cracked. "This whole...It was always called a birthday party. Whenever you got an email, it was a birthday party. They're so secretive that they even had the wedding on a Wednesday because nobody gets married on a Wednesday...Everything is always top secret. You go with these two, there's photographers every minute. I'm sitting by a pool in Mexico and around where I sit is a sheet so photographers can't get a picture. So I've never actually seen Mexico. The view I have is a sheet every year...When you go on vacation with people and aren't allowed to leave the house, you really get to know people."


-- On Jimmy Kimmel officiating the wedding:
    "Jimmy was the preacher. He did a beautiful job. I didn't think he'd get through it. Jimmy's still depressed about that lion getting killed over in Africa...Ellen [DeGeneres] was mad that I made fun of Jimmy for crying." 


-- On Sia's song "Chandelier" being the couple's first dance: "It was very romantic."