Howard Stern Spills All The Details Of Jennifer Aniston And Justin Theroux's Secret Wedding
Posted on Mon Aug 10th, 2015 2:17pm PDT By X17 Staff
He's spilling all the deets!
On Howard Stern's SiriusXM radio show, the funny man spilled all the secrets about Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux's secret star-studded wedding last Wednesday. And it sounds like a night to remember!
Stern told his co-host Robin Quivers a bevy of facts, including the fact that he was the only people who knew prior to the big day that it was a wedding, not a birthday party, as guests had been told. The shock jock said he was told because Justin asked him to make a speech at the reception.
Here's some of the other tidbits he said about the hush hush nuptials:
-- On his friendship with Justin Theroux:
- "Evidently I'm in demand. I'm very friendly with Justin. I like him very much. I like him, I really admire him. I even said in my speech to them that if one of my daughters brought home a guy like Justin, I'd be very pleased. Except for the s--tty tattoos. Cause he's got some f--king weird ones. And except for the fact that I gave him a journal to draw in and he draws pictures of dead zombie babies with blood dripping out their head on every almost page. I said, those two things might disturb me. But aside from that..."
-- On the decor:
- "They had these little tiny chairs. There was a table, and then you sit down and the chairs were like poufs, like little pillow poufs," he told Quivers. "I'm 6-foot-f--king-5! I'm a grown man!"
-- On cell phones being confiscated:
- "Why can't I have my cell phone? I don't want to take a picture of you two! I really don't. I want my cell phone so after I make this speech I can call my car and get the f--k outta here!. People were laughing at my misery."
-- On Terry Richardson being the only person allowed to have a phone:
- "The irony is, I've been on vacation with those two, and they take pictures every f--king minute! They're constantly shooting pictures. But if I take a picture, I'm committing a sin!" he cracked. "This whole...It was always called a birthday party. Whenever you got an email, it was a birthday party. They're so secretive that they even had the wedding on a Wednesday because nobody gets married on a Wednesday...Everything is always top secret. You go with these two, there's photographers every minute. I'm sitting by a pool in Mexico and around where I sit is a sheet so photographers can't get a picture. So I've never actually seen Mexico. The view I have is a sheet every year...When you go on vacation with people and aren't allowed to leave the house, you really get to know people."
-- On Jimmy Kimmel officiating the wedding:
- "Jimmy was the preacher. He did a beautiful job. I didn't think he'd get through it. Jimmy's still depressed about that lion getting killed over in Africa...Ellen [DeGeneres] was mad that I made fun of Jimmy for crying."Â
-- On Sia's song "Chandelier" being the couple's first dance: "It was very romantic."