Chris Brown stirred things up last night at an Entertainment Weekly pre-Emmys party at Sayers Club in Hollywood:

  • First, he's wearing his ubiquitous nighttime uniform of bright, bright red. We won't say anything more about that ...

  • Second, he got a parking ticket. Big deal, you might say, but it coulda been worse. Why? Read on ...

  • A number of paparazzi and fans claimed to have been harmlessly tapped by Chris' Lambo, as the singer was behind the wheel. No injuries, people, just a polite reminder to GET THE HELL OUTTA THE WAY! Still, the cops couldn't gotten on him for it. In light of that, a parking ticket seems downright chill.