Johnny Depp and Amber Heard look like they've been beaten down by the man!

Amber appeared in court in Queensland, Australia, and pled guilty to making a false statement on her immigration cards regarding her Yorkshire terriers, Pistol and Boo, last April.

By pleading guilty, her illegal importation charges (which had a maximum sentence of a year in jail) were dropped dropped, thereby avoiding criminal conviction.

During the couple's court appearance, the two appeared in a bizarre a court-mandated apology video, which they had recorded on the Gold Coast the day before.

In the 42-second video, the 52-year-old actor and the 29-year-old actress solemnly speak to the camera and urge people to declare people entering the country to respect Australia's biosecurity laws.

Johnny says that Australians are “just as unique” as their wildlife, adding that they are "both warm and direct. If you disrespect Australian law, they will tell you firmly."

Firm is an understatement! Is it just us or do you think that their hands and feet might be chained to the ground?!

Along with the totally weird video that was posted by the Australian Government Department of Agriculture and Water Resources on Sunday night, there was a caption that read, "Australia has very strict biosecurity laws to protect the health of our people, animals and plants. Everyone entering the country must truthfully declare if they are carrying any items listed on the Incoming Passenger Card."

Umm is this video from the Hunger Games or something? Did the Capital kidnap and brainwash Johnny and Amber to get to Katniss? 'Cause umm they both kind of look dead inside.

If we squint maybe we can see President Snow in the background?!