Breezy wants to set the record straight, but we're not sure we're buying it!

Chris Brown was reportedly kicked off a private jet for smoking weed in Miami on his way to Cannes, but the hip hop bad boy denies the whole thing! The crooner took to Instagram to explain the misunderstanding, but he doesn't make too much sense.

"I see something on TMZ about how we got escorted off a plane. Well, how the hell we in Cannes if we got escorted off a plane?” he began.

Then, CB insinuated that the pilot had solicited drugs from one of his pals!

"Marijuana smoke on the plane? I think we kinda learned our lesson. I don’t think we really need drugs on the plane. But you probably should check with the pilot, ‘cause he definitely kept asking my homies for an eight-ball, and we definitely don’t sell drugs. So I’ma be rich, stay rich, and happy,” he continued.

Trouble seems to always find him!