Lamar Odom was renting a boring silver sedan yesterday -- not very fitting for a (former) baller -- dressed like a nouveau Run DMC wannabe. He was accompanied by his assistant (we hope to GOD that guy's not a sober coach), the same dude who was with him two weeks ago when we spotted Odom downing whisky at the Beverly Center at 2pm on a weekday.

This dude can really take a lickin' and keep on tickin' but we have a feeling Khloe's mind is constantly occupied with the question ... How long can Lamar's luck last?