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This is embarrassing! It's like watching your grandmother trying to be sexy!

Madonna showed off her skills by suggestively sucking on her fingers while French Montana and Diplo looked on at last night's Met Gala afterparty, and we can totally see why her son Rocco would rather live in London with his dad Guy. Can you imagine if your mom was doing this on social media?!

As if that wasn't enough to make us cringe, earlier in the night Madge walked the red carpet in a see-thru dress and thong and then proceeded to awkwardly gyrate in the Vogue photo tunnel.

It's time for the music icon to curl up with some tea and a good book and leave the sexy stuff to people like Rihanna!