Normally she never comments on rumors, so this time she must mean business!

Jennifer Aniston just denied reports that she's pregnant in the most epic way possible, by penning an essay on societal expectations and body shaming of women.

"For the record, I am not pregnant. What I am is fed up. I’m fed up with the sport-like scrutiny and body-shaming that occurs daily. … If I am some kind of symbol to some people out there, then clearly I am an example of the lens through which we, as a society, view our mothers, daughters, sisters, wives, female friends and colleagues. The objectification and scrutiny we put women through is absurd and disturbing," she began.

"The message that girls are not pretty unless they’re incredibly thin, that they’re not worthy of our attention unless they look like a supermodel or an actress on the cover of a magazine is something we’re all willingly buying into," she added.

While we think the Friends star's points are valid, she seems to be forgetting that she has appeared on at least a half dozen magazine covers wearing unbuttoned shirts that expose her breasts, she's the picture of perfection in her SmartWater ads, and she's given countless interviews about her diet tips to media outlets. If she doesn't want us to focus on her appearance, maybe she should draw less attention to it? Just a thought!

The subject of motherhood has plagued her for years, and she's sick of women being made to feel inadequate for being single or childless.

"Here’s where I come out on this topic: We are complete with or without a mate, with or without a child. We get to decide for ourselves what is beautiful when it comes to our bodies. That decision is ours and ours alone. Let’s make that decision for ourselves and for the young women in this world who look to us as examples. … We don’t need to be married or mothers to be complete. We get to determine our own ‘happily ever after’ for ourselves," she continued.

The Emmy winner noted that she hasn't ruled out having kids, but that she won't let the pressure get to her.

"I may become a mother some day, and since I’m laying it all out there, if I ever do, I will be the first to let you know. But I’m not in pursuit of motherhood because I feel incomplete in some way … I resent being made to feel ‘less than’ because my body is changing and/or I had a burger for lunch and was photographed from a weird angle and therefore deemed one of two things: ‘pregnant’ or ‘fat.' Not to mention the painful awkwardness that comes with being congratulated by friends, coworkers and strangers alike on one’s fictional pregnancy (often a dozen times in a single day)," she concluded.

Her hubby Justin Theroux was clearly proud of her for putting her foot down. "WCW... and here's just one reason why," he captioned the below photo of her on Instagram with a link to her piece.

You tell 'em, Jen!