Oh, this has Kris Jenner's fingerprints ALLLLLL over it!

Rob Kardashian's crying because Blac Chyna left her new multi-million dollar mansion that was gifted to her and Rob by her child's baby daddy's girlfriend and soon-to-be half-sister-in-law Kylie Jenner. Awww, life must suck now that you have a beautiful free home to live in!

Rob and Chyna seem to be taking a page from the Kardashian reality TV playbook, faking a breakup right before the holidays and right after their reality show was renewed. If they don't have drama, no one will watch!

First, Chyna claimed her Instagram account was hacked and that someone posted the following: "I'm about to post all of my direct messages on IG with all the guys I was talking to. I no longer am with Rob. I left him and took the baby and did not even let him know. Stay tuned for screen shots and messages. I am Sorry Rob."

Regarding her beef with the Kardashian family over trademarking the name Angela Kardashian, the account showed screen shots of DMs reading, "Morning. When I get married 7-7-17 I will just trademark it then," one of the alleged screenshots reads. "But f--k it I'm not going to ask Kris [Jenner] Is it easier when I'm married?"

And the posts show Chyna allegedly calling Rob "fat," "lazy," and "insecure." "Imma give Rob 1 year to get it together . Or I'm gone. I don't wanna treat him like Tyga but I will," she supposedly texted friend Treasure.

Even her fans are calling BS. One fan wrote, "This is so fake ... Do you really think her followers are stupid?"

Uh no, we're not! Rob's Snapchat pretending to be all depressed and broken up about the breakup is hilarious. This guy obviously doesn't have his SAG card!