We're sure about 80 billion girls would happily have fixed this!

Justin Bieber could have any chick he wants, but for some reason, he found himself single and not loving it on Valentine's Day. "All I ever wanted was a Valentine, now I don't even have a Valentine," he bemoaned in an Instagram video.

He could be totally joking because we know he's a prankster, but part of us wonders if he's sad and lonely because Selena Gomez seems to have finally moved on with The Weeknd.

The Biebs isn't handling the "Come & Get It" songstress' relationship with the R&B star too well, and couldn't resist taking a petty swipe at the Canadian hitmaker during a recent live stream. When a fan asked what his favorite song was at the moment, JB sarcastically said "Starboy." He's said in the past he thinks the crooner's music is "wack," so we know he's not being serious.

We wonder how long it will take Selena to relapse with terminal Bieber fever and run back into her ex's loving arms?