Seems a person (like Scott) would have to be pretty heavily medicated to decide to take Bella Thorne with him to Europe. I mean, is the pierced, tattoo'd serial Instagrammer really going to make Kourtney Kardashian jealous? We expect Scott and Bella are Bella's rainbow-haired sister Dani are going to touch down in Nice and head straight to Cannes to flaunt their threesome right in Kourt's face.

Meanwhile, Kourtney's getting cozy with male model Younes Bendjima -- and she has been for quite a while. The two have been prancing around on some billionaire's yacht, riding jet skis and cuddling on deck. Is Scott gonna drag his 19-year-old Fruit Loop to some chic party on the Croisette and think that Kourt's going to do anything but laugh? Really, Scott ... you could do better.