Hasn't he ever heard of the fact you're never supposed to hit a woman?

Chris Brown explained every detail of the night he savagely beat Rihanna in his new documentary Welcome to my Life, and while we believe some of his story, he basically tries to say that both of them were abusive towards each other. Victim blaming at its finest!

The rapper says it all started when he confessed to Riri that he had slept with a woman prior to their romance, and she just couldn't get it over it.

"My trust totally was lost with her, she hated me after that. I tried everything, she didn’t care. She just didn’t trust me after that. From there, it just went downhill because there were too many verbal fights, physical fights as well. Mutual sides. It is the first time I get to say anything. We would fight each other. She would hit me, I would hit her and it never was OK," he explained.

The pair recognized they had a problem, yet it persisted.

"There was always a point where we’d talk about it like, 'What the f—k are we doing?’ Like, 'I don’t like you slapping me.' If I go on stage I got a scratch on my face and I gotta explain it like, ‘Oh, no I fell.' If you got a scar or a bruise you gotta put makeup on. I’m not ever trying to put my hands on any female. I felt like a f-ing monster," he continued.

Things reached a breaking point when that unidentified woman showed up unexpectedly at Clive Davis' pre-Grammy party.

“The ceremony’s about to start, she’s just crying. She got over it. She started drinking a little bit, we both was drinking a little bit. We was tipsy, laughing and then we left," he said about the singer's reaction.

Clearly the "Wild Thoughts" songstress wasn't over it, and when she saw a text message from the woman on Breezy's phone as they were driving home, all hell broke loose.

"She starts going off, she throws the phone...'I hate you.’ She hits me a couple more times. I remember she tried to kick me, but then I really hit her, with a closed fist, I punched her. I busted her lip. When I saw it, I was in shock. I was like, ‘F—k’ why the hell did I hit her? From there she just spit in my face, spit blood in my face and it enraged me even more. She takes the keys out of the car and fakes it like she throws them out of the window. I get out the car and I’m looking for the keys and somebody yelled and she yells out her door, ‘Help, he’s trying to kill me,'" he confessed.

At least it's over now!