No, we weren't "Ready For It" ... and we're still not! Ummm ... WTF is Taylor Swift doing on her new album?! She's talking about her Reputation and now she's talking about some kind of super sexy relationship -- "No one has to know. In the middle of the night in my dreams, you should see the things we do, baby, umm hmm."

But isn't Taylor like the LEAST sexy pop star we know? She's cute and all, but "He can be my jailer ... I see how this is gonna go. Touch me and you'll never be alone. Island breeze and lights down low. No one has to know." Oh, god!!! Seriously?!

Swiz, you're not Nicki Minaj, we don't need you to rap, much less rap about sex. Your audience is tweens -- they don't want to hear about your middle-of-the-night dreams.

Taylor co-wrote her first two singles and celeb pal Lena Dunham's boyfriend Jack Atonoff, of Fun and Bleachers fame, produced the album. We're thinking this isn't a winning mix. Are you going to pre-order the album set for a November 10th release?