It's not true, but it's still hilarious!

Internet sleuths are convinced that Kylie Jenner's daughter Stormi's biological father is actually the LipKit queen's hot bodyguard Tim Chung, and while we admit they share an uncanny resemblance, the fact of the matter is that's just not the case.

Kylie can't seem to escape baby daddy paternity rumors!

When her pregnancy first hit headlines, ex-boyfriend Tyga insinuated that he could be the father, but has since denied he ever really thought that.

TMZ says sources close to Kylie maintain it's "humanly impossible" for the bodyguard to be Stormi's dad, because they've never had sex!

Better luck next time, guys.