Acting like a proud dad isn't going to make us forget what you did, TT!

Tristan Thompson opened up for the first time about his and Khloe Kardashian's new baby girl True on the Road Trippin' podcast yesterday, and the NBA star's comments still managed to rub us the wrong way, even though he was trying his best to be sincere.

"She’s doing good. Baby True is eating, sleeping, and sh*tting. That’s all they do," he said. He couldn't find a better way to phrase this?!

The unfaithful athlete also shares 17-month-old son Prince with ex Jordan Craig, and he attempted to explain the differences in raising a son and a daughter.

"I think with a girl, you’re just so much more emotionally like … With a boy, it’s just like, ‘Hey, man. You’ll be alright, man. Stop crying.’ But with True, it’s like, ‘True, it’s gonna be OK. You know, we’re right here. Daddy’s here to feed you. It’s me! Look, yeah!’ It’s way different, but it’s fun, though … It changes you," he confessed.

He doesn't believe in baby talk, either!

"I talk to her like an adult, because I was told that if they get used to that, then in public you have to do that,” he boasted. He doesn't exactly strike us as the warm and fuzzy type, that's for sure!

So what does their little one look like?

"She has a full head of hair. She has green eyes. This is the first girl Thompson, female Thompson, so it’s huge," he revealed.

Khloe might be able to forgive him for cheating, but we never will! We think he's a total phony.