Britney Runs For The Border, Not The Hospital
Who knew the easiest way to embarass a thousand bloggers lay at the bottom of a bag full of tacos? Yesterday, while everyone and their cousin was distracted by all the buzz about Britney being spirited away to the hospital to deliver Jailynn, Britney took the opportunity to slip out of the house for a Taco Bell run instead!
(In retrospect, though, we all kinda had it coming - after all, didn't these same rumors suggest that her purpose in inducing labor was to give Jailynn the same birthday as Sean Preston? I mean, if that were the case, wouldn't she be going to the hospital on the 14th (Sean Preston's birthday) rather than the 7th?)
Yo quiero Jailynn
The old Taco Anticipation Face
Scene of the crime
"Maybe Long John Silver's next time..."
First she steps out for some ice cream, then she stops by Taco Bell - well, you can't say Britney isn't taking advantage of being able to eat for two while she still can!
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