The Official Menu Of The Britney Spears Health & Wellness Foundation
Upon discovering this video footage we found of Britney's early-afternoon pre-Taco Bell snacking habits (seriously, a Drumstick *before* a whole gang of tacos?), it occurred to us that we're getting close enough to Britney's eating habits to put together a menu of sorts:
BREAKFAST - Pancakes - Sausage - Cheetos - Diet Coke - 3 Coffee Bean ice blendeds - orange juice (for health)LUNCH
- Forty-eight Taco Bell tacos (approximately)
- Two Drumstick ice creams
- One apple (for health)DINNER
- Tuna fish casserole, mom Lynn's secret recipie
- Kraft Macaroni & Cheese, Kevin's secret recipie
- Microwave-melted Hershey's chocolate bar (for dessert or late-night snack)
- Baby carrots (for heatlh)
Unfortunately, we haven't been able to determine how many times throuughout the day this cycle repeats itself.
Drumsticks right before a Taco Bell run? Should we take up a collection to get her a feedbag?
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