Jess didn't exactly go all out for Halloween -- not even a spot of foundation of a little blusher! In fact, she told our photogs she'd be staying home for Halloween to pass out candy. Isn't she just a little too pathetic? I mean, now she's saying she hasn't been on a date in forever and that the whole John Mayer incident was crushing for her. Poor Jessica! Check out my Four-Step Guide To Getting A Date ...

If you guessed Loni Anderson, you're wrong ... It's Pamela Anderson, kids, and I'm afraid her time as sex symbol is up. Sorry, Kid, you were a little late on this one!

In case you haven't finalized the map of your trick-or-treating routes, you might want to add Jessica Simpson's house to your list of stops - the blonde bombshell just told us that she's planning on staying in tonight! Apparently she's super-excited to pass out candy to the kids who stop by her door - as if her opening the door wouldn't be enough of a treat by itself!

Last night Kevin Connolly was at Hyde looking very cozy with frequent starlet sidekick and sometime actress Sara Foster. I know celebs like to troll for dates in the same A-C List Hollywood pond, but, come on, guys, dontcha think it's time to cast a wider net?

We ran into Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler yesterday, and their hair was looking strikingly similar - could they be sharing a stylist these days? They're certainly both skinny enough...

It's Halloween, and with all the parties, pumpkin patch visits, and other excuses for celebs (and their offspring) to dress up and act silly, we decided to hold the first ever X17 Celebrity Costume Contest. Tell us who you think had the best costume!

More costumes after the jump:

We caught Lindsay Lohan, looking much more sedate than usual, arriving at her hairdresser's in this 80's retro disaster: We all know Lindsay's got a thing for the 80's, but with this little number, we think she's taken her love of spandex a little too far.

After getting her hair did, and a quick change at the salon, she was already looking far better than she looked earlier in the day. We then followed her to what we think was Lindsay's (and Mischa's...and Nicole's) stylist, Rachel Zoe's house. Let's hope she picked up a whole new wardrobe!

The Black Crowes may have made a career out of trying to pick up where Lynyrd Skynyrd left off, but lead singer Chris Robinson'll be damned if he's going to live in the past forever - after weeks and weeks of watching ex-wife Kate Hudson grow increasingly closely linked to Owen Wilson in the press, Robinson's finally found himself a new girl!
Our photographers got these pix early this morning at LAX - they show Robinson kissing an unknown brunette before hopping on a plane. (Hey, can't say Robinson's not trying to make a clean break - after his split with Kate, he's not even into blondes anymore!)
We've got a few more of these exclusive pix after the jump, so make sure to check those out too - you know Kate will!