I have NO idea why Brit and her assistant dressed alike yesterday when they went to Bally -- they even carried the same Christian Audigier bags!

X17 caught Charlie Sheen's bride, Brooke Mueller, EXCLUSIVELY, as she made her way into the wedding tent last night at the Beverly Park mansion where the two were hitched.

Such beautiful grounds and such a beautiful southern California day but the $$$ they're getting for the exclusive rights to their wedding photos kept the wedding party hiding under a tent!

We caught up with Jennifer Aniston leaving Canalé Salon in Beverly Hills after visiting her favorite colorist Michael Canalé who has been doing Jen’s hair since her “Friends” days.

Could she be getting ready for a big date with John? - I doubt it!

Just kidding ... they only got an escort from the cops after dining at E. Baldi in Beverly Hills -- security against us dangerous paps since their own bodyguards weren't enough protection!

Though there seems to be a tug of war going on between different media outlets as to whether or not Angelina Jolie has given birth to twins, one thing is for sure: she is one hot mama!

Angelina graces the cover of the July issue of Vanity Fair and she's sporting some serious pregnancy cleavage - apparently motherhood does a body good!

In the ten page article, Brad's babymama talks about a wide variety of topics. On being pregnant:

“I love it. It makes me feel like a woman. It makes me feel that all the things about my body are suddenly there for a reason. It makes you feel round and supple, and to have a little life inside you is amazing. Also, I’m fortunate. I think some women have a different experience depending on their partner. I think that affects it. I happen to be with somebody who finds pregnancy very sexy. So that makes me feel very sexy.”

On marriage:

"People have made a lot out of it that we're not, but we've both been married before, and it's very easy to get married, but it's not easy to build a family and be parents together. And maybe we've done it backwards, but we certainly feel married."

On nannies:

"We don’t ever have anybody spend the night. We may have to adjust that when the next one comes. But we do have ladies that work with us, and they’re also from different cultures and backgrounds."

On her mother, Marcheline Bertrand:

"She met all my children, helped me be a mom, helped me grow into a better woman, and taught me about dying."

On her main squeeze Brad:

"Then I met Brad, everything I wasn't looking for, but the best man, the best father I could possibly wish for, you know? I don't see him as an actor, I see him very much as a dad, as somebody who loves travel and architecture more than being in moves."

On the media:

"If you don't feel good about yourself, you want to read crap about other people, like gossip in high school. You don't understand why it's there but somehow it makes a lot of people feel better."

And on a rarely discussed topic - her father, Jon Voight:

"I will say we have spoken, and hadn't spoken for six and a half years. Which is good. Or it needed to happen. We don't really have a relationship, but we're in contact. And we wish each other well."

It's a really juicy interview, and the photos are especially sexy - the issue hits newsstands on Monday!

Bored, maybe, but boring? Hell no!

Girlfriend is 22 years old and has already had a very publicly-exploited nose job AND she's shopping for raunchy lingerie at Victoria's Secret?! She's practically worse than Miley Cyrus!

That's H-O-T!

Dayum ... look at Nicole's toned legs!

Nicole and Joel stopped by a real estate office in West Hollywood in search of a new abode ... Hollywood Hills, here they come!

And that's not their cute pink doggy, but don't you think they should get a pet just like it? A pink dog -- only in Hollywood ...

We caught up with Jamie Lynn at Wal-Mart in Mississippi yesterday and little-miss-preggers was stocking up on Dreft (it's a special detergent for washing baby clothes, y'all)!

She must be getting close! ...