So rather than all the roller coaster metaphors we could use here, we'll just say Rihanna looked liked she was having a hell of a good time at Magic Mountain today!

But then who wouldn't be excited, just having signed on the dotted line for a gorgeous new mansion!

Everything seems to be going right for Ri right now, contrary to how things are going for Chris Brown ...

Chris Brown released a statement today following media attention on his interview with Larry King which will air on CNN this Wednesday.

X17online and others picked up on an excerpt from the interview in which Brown said he "can't believe" he assaulted Rihanna and today's statement clarifies what Chris claims he intended to say:

"There have been reports on the internet that I didn’t remember what happened that night with Rihanna. I want to try and set things straight.

That 30 seconds of the interview they used of me was taken from a one hour interview during which that same question was asked something like 4 or 5 times -- and when you look at the entire interview you will see it is not representative of what I said.

The first four times – or how ever many times it was - I gave the same answer -- which was that I didn’t think it was appropriate for me to talk about what happened that night. I said it was not right for me and it really wasn’t fair to Rihanna. The fifth time – or whatever it was – I just misspoke. I was asked, 'Do you remember doing it?' and I said, 'No.'

Of course I remember what happened. Several times during the interview, my mother said that I came to her right afterward and told her everything. But it was and still is a blur. And yes, I still can’t believe it happened because it is not me or who I am or is what happened like anything I have ever done before.

As I have said several times previously, I am ashamed of and sorry for what happened that night and I wish I could relive that moment and change things, but I can’t. I take full responsibility for my actions. What I have to do now is to prove to the world that this was an isolated incident and that is not who I am and I intend to do so by my behavior now and in the future."

But which pair looks better on her?

Lindsay Lohan was spotted wearing a sexy pair of shades while running errands over the weekend, and then put on some black-rimmed glasses to watch Sam spin at Crown Bar Sunday night...

Either way, she's no four-eyes!

First of all, damn! When did Kourtney Kardashian suddenly get so huge? That baby is comin' ASAP!

Second of all, Kim K. (while out at Mr. Chow last night with her sis) looks gorge in these colors - summer is over, here comes autumn!

And lastly, where's Khloe?

Forget about those make-out scenes with her Gossip Girl co-star Penn - Disney sweetheart Hilary Duff looks perfectly happy with her real-life beau Mike Comrie! And they're def cute together... right?

Plus, this hot weather gave Hil a chance to show off her fine figure:

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This comes as no surprise after reading Travis Barker's thoughts on the death of his friend...

Blink-182 posted on their MySpace blog today that the band "will not be playing tonight in Saratoga, NY." Why? "Due to the circumstances surrounding the unfortunate and untimely passing of our dear friend Adam 'DJ AM' Goldstein."

Poor Adam. He had so many people who cared about him! You wonder why such a tragedy has to happen.

RIP.

Does Kristin Cavallari have nothing better to do but go to the hair salon every day? You have great hair, K, we get it! It's not like you're Lindsay Lohan and your hair ACTUALLY needs special treatment 24/7.

Or maybe she just wants to be photographed?

Spotted: Jennifer Garner, along with her old Alias co-star slash BFF Victor Garber, take little V to the market on Sunday...

They're like one big happy family! You know, minus Ben Affleck, of course. But it's not like he's ever around, right?