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Four-Step Guide to Getting a Date

Posted on Tue Oct 31, 2006 09:57 PM PDT

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Jess didn't exactly go all out for Halloween -- not even a spot of foundation of a little blusher! In fact, she told our photogs she'd be staying home for Halloween to pass out candy. Isn't she just a little too pathetic? I mean, now she's saying she hasn't been on a date in forever and that the whole John Mayer incident was crushing for her. Poor Jessica! Check out my Four-Step Guide To Getting A Date ...



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Here's a little advice for you, Jess --
1. Stop hangin' out with Jessica Pastor, Ken Paves, et al -- they ain't exactly boy magnets
2. Party with your sis more often -- she's getting quite a 'package' in Pete Wentz
3. Ditch the dog
4. Spice it up a little! -- get drunk!, dance on a table!, forget to wear panties!, find pictures of your crotch on X17online.com!

Follow this advice and I guarantee you'll get a boy in two weeks ...

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Posted by: Anonymous

hi think jess looks pretty good without all that make up crap, but I agree with the dating tips, except for the crotch shot!



Posted by: em>z

hi think jess looks pretty good without all that make up crap, but I agree with the dating tips, except for the crotch shot!



Posted by: Kevin Johnson

She needs a real man! Find me at www.thefamousguy.com

I'm yo mamma, I'm yo daddy, I'm that N**, watch yo mouth, In the attic.



Posted by: Mark

She looks surprisingly good with NO makeup and by that i mean the over-bloated red lips!!
ANd her boobs are the real boy magnets or whatever...so keep it real babe!



Posted by: Fae

Yup, Jess always looked fine without make-up.. In 'Newlyweds' she was often seen without make-up.. I love her, what a natural hottie..!



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Posted by: CelebCorner

Getting a date with her look is not a problem

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Posted by: Tangerine

She looks so much better make-up FREE! Clean and wholesome looking is so much fresher than the Hollywood plastic.



Posted by: into GOSSIP

I think jessica looks gret with or with out make-up and she can use the break!

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Posted by: molly

Proactive may be working for her skin, but her stressful life is def. showing on her face!



Posted by: Cruz

I'd hit that...in the butthole



Posted by: nisha

she looks soo bad...i always knew she had ugky features like nose, eyes and lips but without make up she looks tens times bad!

she looks like a drunkie



Posted by: erica

come on! i think she looks great! there is nothing wrong with staying home and passing out candy, atleast she isnt running around like ms lohan!!



Posted by: ame

Leave the dog (Daisy) aloneee...... it's super nice that she carrys Daisy all over the place with her.



Posted by: nicole

i think she looks awesome with no make up!she has a natural beauty!
and well...she does look stressed...but I see no problem in staying at home!
and daisy is sooo cute!



Posted by: Anonymous

She's really pretty cute! If she wasn't rich she would still be popular with her peers! The stress showing up on her face is all a part of growing up & old! Life is FULL of stress even for some celebs.



Posted by: Ava

I agree with some of the tips for her to get a date, except for that crotch one. She should have gave that damn dog back to Nick, or let her mom keep it, at least she can go visit the dog. She has no business having that dog, it is the one of the reasons why she has stress. The other factors, well Jessica knows the other factors!!



Posted by: Mindy

You know,........ GET REAL! You would have to be INSANE to truly believe that she is PATHETIC for not wearing makeup or not having the behavior that some of the other celebs have in order to get picked up by men. She is GORGEOUS and has always shown what a fun loving girl she is... Maybe she just WANTED to stay home!!! GO JESS!



Posted by: Nicole

She messed up her own life when she decided the grass was greener without Nick. Puh-lease. We are a few years away from another InStyle wedding profile of her new marriage to the 'true love of her life' aka whoever her sick daddy picks for her.

I didn't like her pre-Nick and I can't stand her now.

I can't wait until she goes away and we don't see her on these sites any longer.



Posted by: shanda

hey jess you look pretty with or without make up



Posted by: Laura

Why can't she just go away forever! She's a waste of energy and a waste of sperm. Nick is so better w/o her whinning ass. geez......I just can't stand her!



Posted by: yami

she´s a waste of energy laura????
So What are you doing posting here?

get a life..



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