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Four-Step Guide to Getting a Date
Posted on Tue Oct 31, 2006 09:57 PM PDT


Jess didn't exactly go all out for Halloween -- not even a spot of foundation of a little blusher! In fact, she told our photogs she'd be staying home for Halloween to pass out candy. Isn't she just a little too pathetic? I mean, now she's saying she hasn't been on a date in forever and that the whole John Mayer incident was crushing for her. Poor Jessica! Check out my Four-Step Guide To Getting A Date ...




Here's a little advice for you, Jess --
1. Stop hangin' out with Jessica Pastor, Ken Paves, et al -- they ain't exactly boy magnets
2. Party with your sis more often -- she's getting quite a 'package' in Pete Wentz
3. Ditch the dog
4. Spice it up a little! -- get drunk!, dance on a table!, forget to wear panties!, find pictures of your crotch on X17online.com!
Follow this advice and I guarantee you'll get a boy in two weeks ...




























Comments
hi think jess looks pretty good without all that make up crap, but I agree with the dating tips, except for the crotch shot!
hi think jess looks pretty good without all that make up crap, but I agree with the dating tips, except for the crotch shot!
She needs a real man! Find me at www.thefamousguy.com
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She looks surprisingly good with NO makeup and by that i mean the over-bloated red lips!!
ANd her boobs are the real boy magnets or whatever...so keep it real babe!
Yup, Jess always looked fine without make-up.. In 'Newlyweds' she was often seen without make-up.. I love her, what a natural hottie..!
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Getting a date with her look is not a problem
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She looks so much better make-up FREE! Clean and wholesome looking is so much fresher than the Hollywood plastic.
I think jessica looks gret with or with out make-up and she can use the break!
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Proactive may be working for her skin, but her stressful life is def. showing on her face!
I'd hit that...in the butthole
she looks soo bad...i always knew she had ugky features like nose, eyes and lips but without make up she looks tens times bad!
she looks like a drunkie
come on! i think she looks great! there is nothing wrong with staying home and passing out candy, atleast she isnt running around like ms lohan!!
Leave the dog (Daisy) aloneee...... it's super nice that she carrys Daisy all over the place with her.
i think she looks awesome with no make up!she has a natural beauty!
and well...she does look stressed...but I see no problem in staying at home!
and daisy is sooo cute!
She's really pretty cute! If she wasn't rich she would still be popular with her peers! The stress showing up on her face is all a part of growing up & old! Life is FULL of stress even for some celebs.
I agree with some of the tips for her to get a date, except for that crotch one. She should have gave that damn dog back to Nick, or let her mom keep it, at least she can go visit the dog. She has no business having that dog, it is the one of the reasons why she has stress. The other factors, well Jessica knows the other factors!!
You know,........ GET REAL! You would have to be INSANE to truly believe that she is PATHETIC for not wearing makeup or not having the behavior that some of the other celebs have in order to get picked up by men. She is GORGEOUS and has always shown what a fun loving girl she is... Maybe she just WANTED to stay home!!! GO JESS!
She messed up her own life when she decided the grass was greener without Nick. Puh-lease. We are a few years away from another InStyle wedding profile of her new marriage to the 'true love of her life' aka whoever her sick daddy picks for her.
I didn't like her pre-Nick and I can't stand her now.
I can't wait until she goes away and we don't see her on these sites any longer.
hey jess you look pretty with or without make up
Why can't she just go away forever! She's a waste of energy and a waste of sperm. Nick is so better w/o her whinning ass. geez......I just can't stand her!
she´s a waste of energy laura????
So What are you doing posting here?
get a life..
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ok i dont care what yall say boit her but she need some more makup or sumpen??