« The Sitch Is Stayin' Alive In Vegas! | Main | EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS - Jessica Biel Parties In Hollywood After Split From Justin Timberlake »
Alec Baldwin To Charlie Sheen: "Beg For Your Job Back"
Posted on Sun Mar 13, 2011 08:52 AM PDT
Fellow TV actor Alec Baldwin is speaking out about Charlie Sheen in a Huffington Post editorial and, as Baldwin is no stranger to controversy himself, the 30 Rock star has some words of advice for Sheen.
Here's a few snippets from the editorial:
- You can't win. Really. You can't. When executives at studios and networks move up to the highest ranks, they are given a book. The book is called How to Handle Actors. And one principle held dear in that book is that no actor is greater than the show itself when the show is a hit. And, in that regard, they are often right. Add to that the fact that the actor who is torturing their diseased egos is a drug-addled, porn star-squiring, near-Joycean Internet ranter, and they really want you to go.
Granted, it didn't get real until you insulted them. And your suit may have real grounds.
But you know what you should do? Take a nap. Get a shower. Call Chuck. Go on Letterman and make an apology. Write a huge check to the B'Nai Brith. And then beg for your job back. Your fans demand it. You will never win because when you are as big a douchebag as some of these guys are, they have no choice but to snuff you. (Do you secretly want to get snuffed? So you can go back and make movies?)
Sober up, Charlie. And get back on TV, if it's not too late. This is America. You want to really piss off Chuck and Warner Brothers and CBS? Beg for America's forgiveness. They will give it to you. And then go back. You are a great television star. And you've got the gig. As I learned from closely observing Tony Bennett so I could impersonate him on SNL, this is supposed to be fun.
In response to getting fired from Two and a Half Men, Sheen is suing Warner Bros. and Chuck Lorre for $100 million.
And in other Sheen news, the troubled actor is taking his act on the road in a show entitled, Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not an Option, and it kicks off on April 2nd in Detroit!
Sheen also had a meeting this week with Morgan Creek VP David Robinson to discuss making Major League 3.
What advice did Baldwin give Sheen about his Two and a Half Men co-star Jon Cryer? See below the jump!
Baldwin added, "Buy Cryer a really nice car."
Meanwhile, Sheen's live tour sold out in just 18 minutes! A record for Ticketmaster. Congrats?
Alec Baldwin Considering A Run For Mayor of NYC - Jun 08, 2011
Russell Brand And Alec Baldwin Rock Out On The Set Of Rock Of Ages - May 31, 2011
Alec Baldwin Celebrates Fifth-Straight SAG Win At Awards After-Party - Jan 31, 2011
Alec Baldwin Attacks Photog After Release From Hospital - Feb 12, 2010
Alec Baldwin's Daughter Calls 911 After He Threatens To Take Pills - Feb 11, 2010
Comments
Alec Baldwin is right, if Charlie Sheen has any ounce of sanity left, he will listen to Alec
Bloated d d d d d ... his face looks like a salt water tub.
not everyone is such a kiss ass as this alec baldwin and he must "smoke" a lot of pole too! Only a fool would beg to be back on that stupid show!
alex you are a genius and what you said is so true douchhhhhh bag beg and beg good
If Charlie Sheen was earning 2 mill a show, and had done 177 of them, he's got so much money why doesn't he just go fishing?
Baldwin is an asshole and in no position to give anyone advise.
Most of us remember his nasty phone call to his little daughter. Psycho dad.
Ok what a hypocrite! Ok so Charlie fights for his kids where this fat ass loser swears at his daughter and calls her names!!! wow what a smart guy! NOT
He's got a point. If Sheen came out, apolgized, acknowledged he was in a hypomanic state and go into rehab for about 6 months. They might even wait for him and he'd save his career & his job plus all the jobs he & his selfish actions have caused everyone else.