Ali & Dina Lohan Pay Their Nightly Visit To Lindsay

Gawd what a fugly bunch these Blohan Klanners are! And why did they bring a deformed old horse with them?

Mother Lohan really has a blank look in her eyes.

UCLA Psych Evaluation/Intake Team Meeting Agenda

8/5/10, 11:30 am meeting:

EMERGENCY MEETING to discuss:

why patient's (LL) mother (DL) thinks it is useful to flood the tabloid market with semi-porn photo shoot pics of her daughter in a desperate attempt to keep her daughter's (ahem) "name" in the public eye.

ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY!!!!!!!!!

Auntie Ali,,,we hardly knew ye..

How many grandkids does Ali have now?

Nice top, Ali. Way to perpetuate the rumor that you are indeed 45 years old. Ugh this whole family is just trash. Go away Lohans.

They look dazed and confused.

Lohan women have terrible skin. Yikes.

Ali just looks old, BUT, eewww, DINA IS SCARY LOOKING

TRANNY NATION loves Ali!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (pic #39-Tranny-Goddess!)

They are trying like crazy to keep Lindsay Lohan before the public. But she is just tabloid fodder.

I NEED MORE FOLLOWERS!!!!!!!!! keep track of all the tweets i sneak out over the next 3 months at:

@LindsayInJail

(Keeping @LindsayInJail for now. @LindsayInRehab is taken, and @LindsayGoesToCollege & @LindsayInterrupted are too long 9:50 AM Aug 5th via mobile web)

How long after Lindsey gets out do you think mommy dearest will take her and the other one to a club.

Don't sneeze Dina! You can't afford that amount of cocaine any more and Ali's not quite good enough at stealing and ho-ing like Lindsay is, but damn if she isn't trying to tow the Lohan line into Thievedom and HOtown!

They wanted "family time" so she could pull more fake PR stunts.
But the judge is smarter than the Lohans and made her go to rehab right away.

UCLA Psych Evaluation Team,

Please look into why Dina Lohan has abandoned her 14 year old son back in New York in order to move into Lindsay's apartment, raid her wardrobe, spend her days with her Aunt Ali getting manicures and lunching out but most disturbing, peddling Z-list, semi-nude photos of Lindsay to any tabloid who will ante up a few bucks.

Thanks,

Judge P

i hope dina' left nostril and both ali's nostils are just showing shadows from the lighting. because the both look suspuciously high on some sort of upper........visting linday at night?......you know they smuggling in stuff to her......and yes I mean drugs
dina hasn't seen this much of her daughter since she was carrying her

Freckles and more Freckles! All 3 Lohans have terrible skin, even Ali. Very unattractive.

Mama Dina is flying HIGH on something and I doubt it's Midol. How long before Ali is a patient at the UCLA Medical Center for psychiatric/drug issues? The entire family should check themselves in...

^Judge R

Lindsay is locked in the psychiatric unit, no matter what her lawyer says.

Forced rehab never cured an addict. Lindsay will be back to her usual self just as soon as they let her out.

How many favors did Dina call in to get Lindsay the Maxim and VF spreads????

Looks like they had a media blitz planned to cover Lindsay while in jail.

But August 2011 is a looooong way off.

Rat Faced Mother

and

Horse Faced Daughter

visit

Faces of Meth Convict Daughter

Looking ahead:

8/6/10 UCLA Breakfast Menu:

Burnt French Toast-Cannes Style(Powdered Sugar, optional)

Fruit Loops

City Tap Water

It doesn't seem that Lindsay's rehab is going to progress with her hag mother dropping in every single day.

And that insignificant squirt Ali is strictly wasted space.

What unattractive people!

Sociopaths who refuse to go aay gracefully.

Dina carries herself like she's the most important person on the planet.....like world peace depends on her and her pycho ward daughter

To: UCLA Psych Evaluation Team Leader

The last round of ECT disrupted our power supply and the back-up generator is unreliable. Please notify us of the status of UCLA Psych Evaluation/Intake Team Meeting.

Oh Shit!

The sponge wasn’t wet enough and her rat extensions are smoking!

Get the fire extinguisher!

8:16 Glad you're drafting the Festivus newsletter!

Lindsay's 2010 Holiday Schedule

SR Aug 7th Bithday Party - Rehab
Labor Day - Rehab
Machete Premiere - Rehab
Halloween - Rehab
Thanksgiving - Post Rehab Monitoring
Christmas - Post Rehab Monitoring
New Years - Post Rehab Monitoring

Valentine's Day 2011 - Reunion with the Lynwood dykes from Cell Block #9

Revise as needed

Director of Marketing
Lynwood Custom Panties Inc.
NOTE:(I have posted a lengthy update re our possible merger on LL PhotoShoot Post)

Many thanks for the compliment and encouraging feedback as to our idea of a "Deluxe Super Torn Panty Edition" Set.

But we are not sure if the free bonus package of the, "I Went To...All I Got Were These Torn Panties" Deluxe Super Torn Panty Edition" Set should be DOLL-SIZED, or GIRL-SIZED or TRANNY-SIZED?

Thoughts?

Assistant Merger Consultant
Dinasoar Industries

2010 - 2011 Holiday Schedule

Lindsay's 2010 Holiday Schedule

SR Aug 7th Bithday Party - Rehab
Labor Day - Rehab
Machete Premiere - Rehab
Halloween - Rehab
Thanksgiving - Post Rehab Monitoring
Festivus - Post Rehab Monitoring
Christmas - Post Rehab Monitoring
New Years - Post Rehab Monitoring

Valentine's Day 2011 - Reunion with the Lynwood dykes from Cell Block #9

Revise as needed

9:10

Dina L was spotted fleeing the building and hopping into a Black Escalade.

WE ARE ON HIGH ALERT!!!!!!!!

9:21

I am offended that Kwanzaa is not included on Lindsay's 2010 Holiday Schedule!!!

9 21


uh, and what about The Jewish High Holy Days--Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur?!

Sam

UCLA needs to keep Dinasaurus AWAY. In any intervention or rehab situation, the enablers need to be kept at bay so the professionals can do their jobs. I sure hope LL will get the help she so badly needs, and will have the strength to turn it all around.

Ali's poor little A boobies are being abused to make it look like she actually has tits. Just get a boob job Ali then you'll be just like Lilo.

Probation till 8/11 WOW she will be back in that Jail Cell in no time

Ali needs a face transplant too

THERE NOT SEEING LINDSAY
DINA STAGES THIS SO IT LOOKS LIKE THEY ARE SEEING LINDSAY

DO NOT FALL FOR DINAS HEAD GAMES

All three of them look high as a kite

Ali is so freakin UGLY man does she look like a guy
There nothing attractive about her at all

Nice push up bra ali LOL

retard dina thinks she looks hot in blohans clothes

WHORE!

how can Lindsay ever recover if she cannot distance herself from her family?

SR Aug 7th Birthday Party - Rehab
Labor Day - Rehab
Rosh Hashanah - Rehab
Yom Kippur - Rehab
Machete Premiere - Rehab
Halloween - Rehab
Thanksgiving - Post Rehab Monitoring
Hanukkah - Post Rehab Monitoring
Festivus - Post Rehab Monitoring
Christmas - Post Rehab Monitoring
New Years - Post Rehab Monitoring
Kwanzaa - Rehab (With 'the black kid who didn't do it’)

Valentine's Day 2011 - Reunion with the Lynwood Dykes from Cell Block #9

Update as needed

Dina has already destoryed Ali

Dina let's her 16 year old daughter dress like a prostitute.

Ali looks really sad
86 days to go

SR Aug 7th Birthday Party - Rehab
Labor Day - Rehab
Rosh Hashanah - Rehab
Yom Kippur - Rehab
Machete Premiere - Rehab
Halloween - Rehab
Thanksgiving - Post Rehab Monitoring
Hanukkah - Post Rehab Monitoring
Festivus - Post Rehab Monitoring
Christmas - Post Rehab Monitoring
New Years - Post Rehab Monitoring
Kwanzaa - Post Rehab Monitoring
(With 'the black kid who didn't do it’)

Valentine's Day 2011 - Reunion with the Lynwood Dykes from Cell Block #9

Update as needed

Maybe Ali was enhanced.

You keep saying"How's Lindsay" HTF do you think she is??? Her summer has been completely taken from her for all this carry on while murderers are wondering around freely. She should be allowed to live her life. Sure she could hurt someone else if she's driving but they took her license so why all this? I see people drinking while driving all the time. So many paps wanted her in jail but they're not make the $$ now with her out of the way are they?

Drunk driver @ 11:33 "Die screaming motherfucker!"

I would like to help 11:33 act on her natural instincts and fulfill her destiny. Please set up a paypal account somewhere. I would like to send you money for a tank of gas and a gallon of booze. You will have to follow these instructions:

1. While sober, fill your piece of shit car with gas and purchase a gallon of booze.
2. While sober, throw away your cell on a long drive to a deserted area.
3. Park your piece of shit car.
4. Drink until you are nearly blind (your average Mon-Sun night)
5. Once you are drunk, get back in your piece of shit car.
6. Put your piece of shit car in gear then hit the gas pedal.
7. Get your piece of shit car up to 75-85 mph.
8. Plow into the nearest tree or boulder.
9. Don’t call out for help. None will come.
10. Quietly wait to die.

The rest of society will thank you for your cooperation.

I thought she weren't meant to have visitors just yet?

I agree with 11:42 and 11:47. The world will be a much better place when 11:33 drunk drives AGAIN and dies alone writhing in agony. The sooner the better.

Hiya melcunt it's time to drunk drive and kill yourself.

No worries. The Kentucky whore will turn herself into a DUI/DWI fatality statistic.

11:42, 11:47, 11:57. 12:03, 12:10 *cosign*
Wrap your car around a telephone pole bitch!!!

Didn't you people know one of the basic rules of the Blohan KKKlan is: "It isn't a crime unless you get caught....and if you get caught, you're too special to be punished!"

So glad Revel didn't study law under the Blohan KKKlan Law Skool for Degenerates!

are Dina and Ali getting searched when entering the facility? I would bet that they are smuggling in drugs!

every Blohan visitor be required to PASS a drug test (pills included)

Ali cavity search:

http:// www.horsehero.com/resource/3393.17760.file.eng.mare-suit-for-breed-e.470.351.jpg

WHO LET FRECKLES AND BOTOX-MOM OUT OF THE HOUSE???

Ali has coke nose
Ewwwww shes so fugly

11:33 She will have no summer next year too HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
PROBATION TILL AUG.2011

She will still be drug tested and guess what
She is Lindsay Lohan the 24kt Fuk up!

Her jail cell awaits her

Now I must ROTF n LMFAO!

Some over due Karma is headed Dina Lohans way

Who let the dogs out

dina should lay off the key bumps.

Stay strong Linds!

Ali better get out of that lifestyle now. Geeze she looks old. And I am not saying that cause I don't like her. I have nothing against her...but I have a daughter a year younger than her...and boy does Ali look " OLD " and that's " NOT " in a good way.

I cant get over how much Ali looks like a man with boobies! lol

ALL SUPPORT LINDS MY DARLING STAY STRONG YOU SO AMAZING WHATEVER YOU DO WHATEVER YOU ARE YOU GOOD GIRL THIS CURT DONT KNOW ALL MAYBE SLEEPING AWAY THE POLICE THE JUDGE ...
just take only who make crime real crime !

Psycho stalker above!

Ali has inherited the family boobs and freckles. She's very pretty when she's dressed up. I'd do her.

Ali is very pretty, she's just very angry looking. Best body in the family and Ali's actually taller than Dina when Dina takes off her wedge heels.

That is a great photo of the mom, it really shows her true being.

IN ALL COMMENTS HAVE HATE CRAZY HATE LINDSAY GOD NOT BLESS WHO HATE
BUT A YOUR ANGEL REALLY PROTECT LINDSAY IN 100% ALL LEARN TO MAKE LOVE AND STOP MAKE WAR CRAZY PEOPLE HATE YOU LINDSAY BUT THEM NOTHING ZEROOOOOOOOOO
INN THE PIESE OF WORLD !

Dino is probably lost without Lindsey..cant get her next fix without her little girls connections....some child stars just dont need parents..they just ruin them..