Ali Lohan FINALLY Turns 16!

Wow, she looks as old and beat down as her sister.

I'D LICK HER PUSSY

Okay, I'm not gonna crack any jokes about how much older she actually looks.

I bet she likes gargling cum

She's definately ready to take stiff meat cannons in the pussy, assholeandword pipe. I am sure she is more than eager to have hot gooey cum sprayed all over her open mouthed face. Oh and I'd lick her pussy 2.

3:00 and 3:10 are obviously comments made frome WHITE men. typical.

doesnt look a day over 36

Perhaps Santa will bring her some talent.

Poor girl she never had a chance with parents like Dina and Michael Lohan and a drug addict sister.

Don't you check the comments x17? You should ban some of the above posters from ever coming here again. Probably the same sicko.

Why pick on her, she has had the deck stacked against her since birth. Her family is a disaster! Let her be.

she looks to have had plastic surgery like breast implants and other - what surgeon does that on a 15 year old

Maybe mommy Blohan or big sis can slink her into another bar to get her drink on tonight. You know they will if they can. And just because the rest of her family is scum is not an excuse for her to be scum too! But scummy they are, these Blohans!

I wonder what Hohan stole for her birthday?

I can't wait until she's 18 so I can pleasure myself to her and not feel guilty about it.

16 and has boob implants.
She does not have any talent. She ought to figure out how to finish high school

Happy birthday to beautiful Ali.
At age 16,she has already earned more money
than any of the jealous Lohan family haters.

Where and when was this pic taken? Where is Ali now? Looks recent as she is tall but weather is too warm for New York and her last pic was taken in LI, NY. Don't like her hair in this pic, too light and she should stay away from anything blond. Women need to leave their hair color alone, their natural hair color looks best.

How drunk are you going to get her tonight, DinaHO? We know it's part of the Lohan training and home schooling program.

At 16 she has earned more than any of us???? Really, I haven't seen her in anything. What an odd comment. Nobody else commented about money. She doesn't need to be a star or even talented - she just needs to stay out of the bars and away from drugs and alcohol. Stay clean Ali.

Love you Ali!

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She will get her first DP.

Perhaps Santa will bring him sack.

L. Rona Claus is a pedo. MJ's his idol.

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Happy Birthday Ali....may you be nothing like your completely useless and talentless "mother" @3:59, whose only concern is about "fame and money",of which she has neither.
Don't be anything like that soulless old cow.

16?! She looks at least 21...

too bad 16 years ago,ali wasn't born to natalie portman's parents,instead of the two biggest jokes/fools on the planet.
'telephone man' and the 'fake rockette' were meant for each other,but not for children.

Now that Ali is 16, she can LEGALLY be permitted to enter a nightclub in New York City.

She cannot buy or drink alcohol., but she can become even more of a tabloid fixture by handing out with her loser older sister and turn NO TALENT into a few dollars on the pathetic E! channel.

Merry X-mas

* hanging out with loser sister Lindsay

Breast implants and wearing no pants - just like my 16th Birthday!!!

3:59 is deluded. Please share more information about how much money Ali Lohan has made. Is it from her multi-million selling CD's? Her countless hit movies? Her covers on Vogue magazine?

The only way this little skank will make money is on the street corner. $5 at a time.

16 going on 33.

16 is 25 in Lohan years so my guess she will be taking it in the ass for her birthday tonight.

with parents like Mike & Dina LOW-han, Lindsay and Ali are doomed from the start - daughters are most exploited in this family, sons may be safe - now is the time to wake up, do some thinking and try to change the curse

Looks like only she wishes is just to lose her virginity )

"Off to shoot Roman Polanski's new movie"

Happy birthday, Ali!

To be fair though, she doesn't look much older than 16.

she should go back to school.she is a better singer than lindsay.happy birthday ali.

Very unfortunate looking girl. Stuck with bad genes and an even worse family.

Just another Lohan here taking up space

I think she's model pretty, but not in a barbie-doll type of way. She's expressive looking. She has a very nice slim figure as well. What's her current height? Last I heard she was 5 foot 8.5 inches. To me, she looks to be in her early 20s, saying she looks in her 30s or 40s is silly.

She is howler monkey fugly! Blohan has already ensured that it will be a rough road for her flunky Mini Me in training. The entitlement crap won't fly this time. Way too many bridges burnt.

10:35 You're right. She's between 5'8 and 5'9 and still growing.
She is now with the Ford Modeling Agency. Many people think she's model pretty.
Lindsay is 5'5. Both ladies are beautiful. That's why losers hate them.

WOW -- "She's between 5'8 and 5'9 and still growing." = another LOW-han LIE

Lilo and Ali are about as tall as Nicole Richie who is 5'1 -- see pic

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEET ALI
YOU KNOW I LOVE YOUR AMAZING SIS SO TAKE CARE AND GOOD LUCK IN NEW 16 YEAR
FORGET ALL ABOUT HERE COMMENTS HATE YOU OR HATE LINDSAY THIS IS IDIOT PEOPLE MAYBE JEALOUSSSS BAD BAD THING !
BUT YOU AND LINDS HAVE TO BE A STRONGS WOMENS LIKE YOU ALI BUT SOORY I LOVE YOR SIS YOU KNOW I LOYAL AND REALLY HONEST PS-GOOD HOLY DAY /HAPPY CHRISTMAS.-)

Do you think she has ever listened to the New York Dolls? I seriously doubt it.